A National Treasure
Oscar winner. Savior of the Declaration of Independence. Origin of the "You Don't Say?" meme. Collector of dinosaur skulls. Prolific actor. And so much more! I'm only parting with our One True God because I realize it is selfish to monopolize him. I envy those who get to experience his greatness for the first time!
Recommended films: Face/Off, Con Air, Vampire's Kiss, National Treasure, The Wicker Man